He was my best friend, I tried to help him.

(Both sex)

· Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.

· Live by a strict diet of only ramen. · Call your semester examine a chuunin exam.

· Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.

· Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "byakugan".

· Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline.

· Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.

· Start adding the words chan and kan on the end of your friends names.

· Paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of adult books.

· Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king.

· Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.

· Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou.

· Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "chidori" as you pass out.

· Join a website and use the name Neji as your s/n.

· Start to call your teachers Sennin.

· Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharigan.

· Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day.

· When someone ask you who your dream girl is and you say Ino.

· Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central.

· Spend your week searching down Naruto sites.

· Refuse a date because your saving yourself for Sakura.

· Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu.

· Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family.

· Try to hit Itachi through the screen when he tortures Sasuke.

· Put a picture of Hinata in your wallet and tell your friends it's your girlfriend.

· List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.

· Can spout out a random character quote on command.

· Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it.

· Sneak around and try to beat your grand father.

· Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi why!".

· Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.

· Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea.

· Read manga 24 hours non-stop.

· Decide that if u can't hit a tree 1500 times then you'll jump rope 1500 times.

· Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way".

· When you run, you run with your arms behind you.

Try to walk on top of a hot spring.

· When someone asks you what your dream is, say that its to be Hokage.

· Write your name in blood on a big scroll.

· Take a leave of absence for two and a half years and when you come back pretend you âre cooler and smarter.

· You refuse to have a girlfriend because you want to win Sakura's heart.

· You paint the kyubii seal on your stomach and claim you have a demon inside of you.

· You dye your hair red and carry around bags of sand.

· You carve the Hokage's faces on a mountain.

· You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.

· You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.

· You get red contacts and claim you are from the Uchiha bloodline.

· You always wear green, skintight clothes.

· When you do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu.

· You dye your hair white and spy on girls.

· You collect frogs and claim to be a Toad Sage.

· You wear a gigantic black cloak with red clouds on it and claim to catch demons.

· You sharpen chop sticks and claim them to be senbons.

· You yell out "Wind Shuriken Throw of Death" when throwing a frisbee.

· You stick pythons up your sleeves, jump down from a tree, and say that you're Orochimaru.

· Throw knives around the house and scream "I am practicing to throw my kunais!"

· You try to gulp down ramen and nearly choke.

· Paint dark circles with mascara around your eyes and claim to be able to control sand.

· You faint when someone touches your forehead.

· You flail your arms in circles to try and kill bees.

· You try to kill your brother every day.

· Dye your hair pink and follow around the hottest guy you can find.

· You constantly crack your knuckles and do hand signs without even thinking.

· You claim your gym teacher to be your mentor.

· You always wear an orange jumpsuit.

· You claim your life goal is to kill your brother.

· You drink sake and say you are in the "spring time of youth".

· You add the word dattebayo to the end of each sentence.

· You keep alcohol in your mouth then spit it out with a match by your mouth to create a fireball.

· You poke people in their butts and yell "A thousand years of pain!".

· You always carry a large fan behind you.

· You paste Naruto's face on pictures of your friends and claim to have met him.

· In the middle of the night, you blast a flashlight into your dad's eyes and yell "Chidori!"

· Get Konoha tattoos on various parts of your body.

· Tattoo the love symbol on your forehead to look like Gaara.

· Carry a fan and wave it at anyone with a shadow.

· Draw a swirl on your palm and claim to be able to do the Rasengan.

· When being attacked, you spin in circles to defend yourself.

· When fighting someone, you attack to hit that at their chakra points.

· You name your pig Ton-ton.

· You look in the mirror and think its your shadow clone.

· You yell "Konoha Senpuu" when kicking a soccer ball.

· You carry around a puppet all day and claim it is dangerous.

· You call your teacher Iruka-sensei.

· You go to school with a forehead protector and claim it is the new trend from the Hidden Leaf Village.

· You say "Believe It" or "Dattebayo" after every sentence.

· When you fight, you poke your opponent 64 times.

· You stay up all night claiming that the Shukaku will eat you.

· You lay and stare at the clouds all day claiming everything to be troublesome.

· You have a frog wallet.

· Every time your class goes on a field trip, you call it a mission.

· You get angry and feel like punching Karin whenever she makes a move on Sasuke.

· Paint your skin red and tell everyone you opened the third chakra gate.

· You type in Konoha as your hometown on Internet forms.

· You keep paper shurikens in your fanny pack.

. You copy and paste this into your profile so everyone knows you are Naruto Crazy.