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    <title>warningimdead's Journals on Buzznet</title>
    <description><![CDATA[My names sarah if you wont to know anything else just ask me =]]]></description>
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	      <title><![CDATA[Chain letters: (You may copy and paste these into your profile because they are pretty funny.)]]></title>
	      <link>http://warningimdead.buzznet.com/user/journal/2490351/</link>
	      <description><![CDATA[Hello, my name is Basmati Kasaar. I am suffering from rare and deadly diseases, poor scores on final exams, extreme virginity, fear of being kidnaped and executed by anal electrocution, and guilt for not forwarding out 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them on, then that poor fucking 6 year old girl in Arkansas with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her off to the traveling freak show.

Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you and everyone you send his email to 1000? How stupid are you? Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by every Playboy Bunny in the magazine! What a bunch of fucking bullshit.

So basically, this message is a big FUCK YOU to all the people out there who have nothing better to do than to send me stupid chain mail forwards. Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my apartment and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing the chain which was started by Ceaser in 5 A.D. and was brought to this country by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower and if it makes it to the year 2000, it'll be in the Guinness Book of World Records for longest continuous streak of blatant stupidity.

Fuck them! If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly fucking amusing. I've seen all the 'send this to 50 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a Nickel from some omniscient being forwards about 90 times. I don't fucking care. Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to by sending out forwards. Chances are it's your own unpopularity.

0000000

(scroll down)

Make a wish!

Keep Scrolling

No, really, go on and make one!

Oh please, they'll never go out with you!
Wish something else!

Not that, you pervert!

STOP!

Wasn't that fun:)
Hope you made a great wish :)

Now, to make you feel guilty, here's what I'll do. First of all, if you don't send this to 5096 people in the next 5 seconds, you will be raped by a mad goat and thrown off a high building into a pile of manure.

It's true! Because, THIS letter isn't like those fake ones, THIS one is TRUE! Really! Here's how it goes:

Send this to 1 person: One person will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter.

Send this to 2-5 people: 2-5 people will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter.

Send this to 5-10 people: 5-10 people will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter, and may form a plot on your life.

Send this to 10-20 people: 10-20 people will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter and will napalm your house.

Thanks!
Good Luck!

00000000

Hello, and thank you for reading this letter. You see, there is a starving little boy in Baklaliviatatlaglooshen who has no arms, no legs, no parents, and no goats. This little boy's life could be saved, because for every time you pass this on, a dollar will be donated to the Little Starving Legless Armless Goatless Boy from Baklaliviatatlaglooshen Fund.

Oh, and remember, we have absolutely no way of counting the emails sent and this is all a complete load of bullshit. So go on, reach out. Send this to 5 people in the next 47 seconds.

Oh, and a reminder - if you accidentally send this to 4 or 6 people, you will die instantly.
Thanks again!

0000000

Hi there! This chain letter has been in existence since 1897. This is absolutely incredible because there was no email then and probably not as many sad pricks with nothing better to do.

So this is how it works... Pass this on to 15,067 people in the next 7 minutes or something horrible will happen to you like:

Bizarre Horror Story #1
Miranda Pinsley was walking home from school on Saturday. She had recently received this letter and ignored it. She then tripped in a crack in the sidewalk, fell into the sewer, was gushed down a drainpipe in a flood of poopie, and went flying out over a waterfall. Not only did she smell nasty, she died. This Could Happen To You!

Bizarre Horror Story #2
Dexter Bip, a 13 year old boy, got a chain letter in his mail and ignored it. Later that day, he was hit by a car and so was his boyfriend (hey, some people swing that way). They both died and went to hell and were cursed to eat adorable kittens every day for eternity.

This Could Happen To You Too! Remember, you could end up just like Pinsley and Bip. Just send this letter to all of your loser friends, and everything will be okay.

000000

As if you care, here is a poem that I wrote. Send it to all your friends.

FRIENDS:

A friend is someone who is always at your side.

A friend is someone who likes you even though you stink of shit, and your breath smells like you've been eating catfood.

A friend is someone who likes you even though you're as ugly as a hat full of assholes.

A friend is someone who cleans up for you after you've soiled yourself.

A friend is someone who stays with you all night while you cry about your sad, sad life.

A friend is someone who pretends they like you when they really think you should be raped by mad goats, then thrown to vicious dogs.

A friend is someone who scrubs your toilet, vacuums and then gets the check and leaves and doesn't speak much English...no, sorry that's the cleaning lady.

A friend is NOT someone who sends you chain letters because he wants his wish of being rich to come true.

Now pass this on! If you don't, you'll never have sex ever again!

The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it. If it's funny, send it on. Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth, who's been tied to a dead elephant for 27 years, whose only savior is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this mail, otherwise you'll end up like Miranda. Right?

Now forward THIS to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.]]></description>
		  		  <category>Buzznet</category>
	      <dc:creator>warningimdead</dc:creator>
	      <dc:date>2008-06-09T20:30:33Z</dc:date>
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	      <title><![CDATA[You know you are Naruto crazy when:]]></title>
	      <link>http://warningimdead.buzznet.com/user/journal/2490321/</link>
	      <description><![CDATA[(Both sex)

· Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree. 

· Live by a strict diet of only ramen. · Call your semester examine a chuunin exam. 

· Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector. 

· Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "byakugan".

· Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline. 

· Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.

· Start adding the words chan and kan on the end of your friends names. 

· Paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of adult books.

· Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king. 

· Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.

· Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou. 

· Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "chidori" as you pass out. 

· Join a website and use the name Neji as your s/n. 

· Start to call your teachers Sennin.

· Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharigan. 

· Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day. 

· When someone ask you who your dream girl is and you say Ino. 

· Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central. 

· Spend your week searching down Naruto sites. 

· Refuse a date because your saving yourself for Sakura.

· Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu. 

· Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family. 

· Try to hit Itachi through the screen when he tortures Sasuke.

· Put a picture of Hinata in your wallet and tell your friends it's your girlfriend.

· List Anbu as current occupation on a job application. 

· Can spout out a random character quote on command.

· Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it.

· Sneak around and try to beat your grand father. 

· Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi why!".

· Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down. 

· Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea. 

· Read manga 24 hours non-stop. 

· Decide that if u can't hit a tree 1500 times then you'll jump rope 1500 times. 

· Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way". 

· When you run, you run with your arms behind you. 

Try to walk on top of a hot spring. 

· When someone asks you what your dream is, say that its to be Hokage. 

· Write your name in blood on a big scroll. 

· Take a leave of absence for two and a half years and when you come back pretend you âre cooler and smarter. 

· You refuse to have a girlfriend because you want to win Sakura's heart. 

· You paint the kyubii seal on your stomach and claim you have a demon inside of you.

· You dye your hair red and carry around bags of sand.

· You carve the Hokage's faces on a mountain.

· You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.

· You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets. 

· You get red contacts and claim you are from the Uchiha bloodline. 

· You always wear green, skintight clothes. 

· When you do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu. 

· You dye your hair white and spy on girls. 

· You collect frogs and claim to be a Toad Sage. 

· You wear a gigantic black cloak with red clouds on it and claim to catch demons.

· You sharpen chop sticks and claim them to be senbons.

· You yell out "Wind Shuriken Throw of Death" when throwing a frisbee. 

· You stick pythons up your sleeves, jump down from a tree, and say that you're Orochimaru.

· Throw knives around the house and scream "I am practicing to throw my kunais!" 

· You try to gulp down ramen and nearly choke.

· Paint dark circles with mascara around your eyes and claim to be able to control sand. 

· You faint when someone touches your forehead.

· You flail your arms in circles to try and kill bees.

· You try to kill your brother every day.

· Dye your hair pink and follow around the hottest guy you can find. 

· You constantly crack your knuckles and do hand signs without even thinking. 

· You claim your gym teacher to be your mentor. 

· You always wear an orange jumpsuit. 

· You claim your life goal is to kill your brother. 

· You drink sake and say you are in the "spring time of youth". 

· You add the word dattebayo to the end of each sentence. 

· You keep alcohol in your mouth then spit it out with a match by your mouth to create a fireball. 

· You poke people in their butts and yell "A thousand years of pain!".

· You always carry a large fan behind you. 

· You paste Naruto's face on pictures of your friends and claim to have met him.

· In the middle of the night, you blast a flashlight into your dad's eyes and yell "Chidori!" 

· Get Konoha tattoos on various parts of your body.

· Tattoo the love symbol on your forehead to look like Gaara.

· Carry a fan and wave it at anyone with a shadow.

· Draw a swirl on your palm and claim to be able to do the Rasengan.

· When being attacked, you spin in circles to defend yourself. 

· When fighting someone, you attack to hit that at their chakra points.

· You name your pig Ton-ton.

· You look in the mirror and think its your shadow clone. 

· You yell "Konoha Senpuu" when kicking a soccer ball. 

· You carry around a puppet all day and claim it is dangerous.

· You call your teacher Iruka-sensei. 

· You go to school with a forehead protector and claim it is the new trend from the Hidden Leaf Village. 

· You say "Believe It" or "Dattebayo" after every sentence. 

· When you fight, you poke your opponent 64 times. 

· You stay up all night claiming that the Shukaku will eat you.

· You lay and stare at the clouds all day claiming everything to be troublesome. 

· You have a frog wallet.

· Every time your class goes on a field trip, you call it a mission. 

· You get angry and feel like punching Karin whenever she makes a move on Sasuke.

· Paint your skin red and tell everyone you opened the third chakra gate. 

· You type in Konoha as your hometown on Internet forms.

· You keep paper shurikens in your fanny pack.

. You copy and paste this into your profile so everyone knows you are Naruto Crazy.]]></description>
		  		  <category>Buzznet</category>
	      <dc:creator>warningimdead</dc:creator>
	      <dc:date>2008-06-09T20:24:06Z</dc:date>
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	      <title><![CDATA[Friends or best friends]]></title>
	      <link>http://warningimdead.buzznet.com/user/journal/2490301/</link>
	      <description><![CDATA[FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink

BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FREINDS:Call your parents M. Mrs and grandma and grandpa

BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMPS AND GRANDPA

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail 

BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin DAM we really messed up

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry

BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number

BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later

BESTFRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you 

BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very emberassing biography about your life

FREINDS: Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing

BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you 

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BESTFRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell

BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through highschool /college (drinking buddies)

BESTFRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough

BESTFRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we dont waste

FREINDS: Will ignore this

BESTFRIENDS: Will repost this shit]]></description>
		  		  <category>Buzznet</category>
	      <dc:creator>warningimdead</dc:creator>
	      <dc:date>2008-06-09T20:20:47Z</dc:date>
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	      <title><![CDATA[why did they leave us...]]></title>
	      <link>http://warningimdead.buzznet.com/user/journal/1851141/</link>
	      <description><![CDATA[we all died...we live to died...we are scard to live in a world that is fulled with hate...we watch as love ones died...we think why them and not us...why take them away from us...why leave us alone in this world that is so cold to us...we walk and talk like every thing is okay but in true we are not...we feel alond more then ever when are parents die we are scard...we hate them for leaving us...then you are force to live&nbsp;with ppl that we don't even know...we try think about happy things but that makes us cry even more...then we think about the bad things and we hate it all...we hate the world that we live in...we wish it all away...the suffering...the sadness...the hated...and the feeling of being alone.....................&nbsp;]]></description>
		  		  <category>Buzznet</category>
	      <dc:creator>warningimdead</dc:creator>
	      <dc:date>2008-02-18T17:49:00Z</dc:date>
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	      <title><![CDATA[i feeel like killing]]></title>
	      <link>http://warningimdead.buzznet.com/user/journal/1174491/</link>
	      <description><![CDATA[<P>i feel like killing..... that pain thats in&nbsp;my heart. </P>
<P>the pain that you make </P>
<P>when you say the word that cut so deep that it bleeds </P>
<P>i lay awake at night and think what went wrong in this&nbsp;life so unfair </P>
<P>when love is so unfair and hard to find </P>
<P>when the people that you through were your friends turn their backs on you </P>
<P>when you find the person that you thought that you can trust and they&nbsp;throws it alway </P>
<P>i lay here bleeding and all i can think about is the things that when wrong </P>
<P>then i think of the happy thinks and they make me cry </P>
<P>------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</P>
<P>i dont know why people tell you to think happy thoughts when all they do is make you cry in the end or when you think about the bad things you get mad or you get sad and start to cry.</P>
<P>in the end you loose ether way </P>
<P>&nbsp;</P>
<P>&nbsp;</P>]]></description>
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		  		  	<category>love</category>
		  		  	<category>sorry</category>
		  		  <category>Buzznet</category>
	      <dc:creator>warningimdead</dc:creator>
	      <dc:date>2007-10-20T13:25:00Z</dc:date>
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	      <title><![CDATA[my world]]></title>
	      <link>http://warningimdead.buzznet.com/user/journal/1067091/</link>
	      <description><![CDATA[<P>i guess that i dont get the meaning of life. with just one hand. when the ppl who brought me into this world dont love me. but hate and hurt me.</P>
<P>---------------------------------------------------------------------</P>
<P>why hurt the ones that you love??</P>
<P>----------------------------------------------------------------------</P>
<P>we walk around like shadows in the day. but at night we can truely feel free.we are the ones that are invisible to&nbsp; the ppl that live in the day. but at night we are the ones that are alive. we are loved and hated in that day. but at night we stand together like one.</P>
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<P>are we good enough?? </P>
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<P>are we replaceable??</P>
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<P>why do you cry all the time is it b/c i hurt you?Or are you scared to live?</P>
<P>-----------------------------------------------------------------------</P>
<P>will you love me or will you hate me b/c not knowing really hurts.</P>
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<P>my heart is bleeding b/c you are hurting me at night. are you happy with yourself when you are hurting me?? you come in at night and take your anger out on me. are you happy with your self?? you say that you love me. you say that you speak with your fist and i belive you. and i love you so much. </P>
<P>------------------------------------------------------------------------</P>
<P>it hurts to stand. something hurts in my chest. im not sure what it is.</P>
<P>------------------------------------------------------------------------</P>]]></description>
		  		  <category>Buzznet</category>
	      <dc:creator>warningimdead</dc:creator>
	      <dc:date>2007-09-28T15:30:00Z</dc:date>
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	      <title><![CDATA[you are a asshole]]></title>
	      <link>http://warningimdead.buzznet.com/user/journal/445391/</link>
	      <description><![CDATA[<P>oooh why oh why am i a lone?? </P>
<P>oooh why&nbsp; oh why are you so cold???</P>
<P>oooh why oh why are you not their??</P>
<P>oooh way oh why are you hitting me for??</P>
<P>oooh why oh why are you not their???</P>
<P>oooh why oh why are you so cold??</P>
<P>oooh why oh why are you&nbsp;not &nbsp;FUCKING listening&nbsp; to me??</P>]]></description>
		  		  <category>Buzznet</category>
	      <dc:creator>warningimdead</dc:creator>
	      <dc:date>2007-06-20T13:45:00Z</dc:date>
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	      <title><![CDATA[i want to kill you]]></title>
	      <link>http://warningimdead.buzznet.com/user/journal/444761/</link>
	      <description><![CDATA[<P>i&nbsp;want &nbsp;to kill you in your sleep </P>
<P>i&nbsp;want to kill you when your awake </P>
<P>wont you let me kill you now??</P>
<P>&nbsp;</P>]]></description>
		  		  <category>Buzznet</category>
	      <dc:creator>warningimdead</dc:creator>
	      <dc:date>2007-06-20T12:38:00Z</dc:date>
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	      <title><![CDATA[Why Do You Hate Me?]]></title>
	      <link>http://warningimdead.buzznet.com/user/journal/354341/</link>
	      <description><![CDATA[<P>Why do you hate me? Is it because you can?</P>
<P>Or is it because you love me?</P>
<P>Why do you have to hate me so?</P>
<P>Is it because I'm not perfect?</P>
<P>Or is it because I'm not like everyone else?</P>
<P>Is it because I have no family?</P>
<P>No money</P>
<P>Or is it because you can hurt me?</P>
<P>Why do people like to hurt eachother? Love or hate.</P>
<P>Can you tell me why?</P>
<P>Is it love or hate?</P>]]></description>
		  		  <category>Buzznet</category>
	      <dc:creator>warningimdead</dc:creator>
	      <dc:date>2007-06-06T22:35:00Z</dc:date>
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	      <title><![CDATA[The World Of Cutting]]></title>
	      <link>http://warningimdead.buzznet.com/user/journal/354331/</link>
	      <description><![CDATA[<P>I cut because I hate. </P>
<P>I cut because it feels good&nbsp;</P>
<P>I cut because it&nbsp;takes away the pain in my heart.</P>
<P>I cut because I can.</P>
<P>I cut because no one loves me.</P>
<P>I cut because it hurts to be looked down on by those who are perfect.</P>
<P>I cut because I'm not pretty enough for the people who are perfect.</P>
<P>I cut because in the end there is no one left for me to say goodbye to.</P>]]></description>
		  		  <category>Buzznet</category>
	      <dc:creator>warningimdead</dc:creator>
	      <dc:date>2007-06-06T22:30:00Z</dc:date>
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